My Extremely Compelling Day

So, because I am such a NICE sister, I'll oblige her shameless pleading and start a blog. Though, for real, I don't have anything especially captivating to blog about. The most exciting thing that happened to me today was going to my boyfriend's dad's car dealership to get his air conditioning fixed. And I sat there, on a broken golf cart, reading Texts From Last Night on my phone while they did guy things I couldn't even begin to comprehend to his car. I freaking love that website. I mean, seriously, who doesn't love reading about other people's mishaps? Insane people, that's who! Oh yeah... I remember something else super really especially realistically [that last one doesn't make any sense, but it sounded good..] astounding that happened today. I went to the grocery store for my mom. Interesting, huh? No, it's coming. The girl who checked me out used to live here and was in my grade before she moved. And you know how when you see people you haven't seen in a long time and you forget how weird they are until you talk to them? That's what happened. I was like "Well, hey! I haven't seen you in forever!" And she's like "...yeahh..." Like she doesn't really remember who I am. But then, like, a second later she appears to miraculously remember me and was like "You know, when I moved, I had borrowed your pencil sharpener and forgot to return it. So, I had my mom drive me by your house to give it back, but you weren't there so I gave it to your mom because she said you were in Maine.." Is that not seriously just about the weirdest thing you could say to someone? Odd story to tell. Besides that, why in the world would you go out of your way to return a PENCIL SHARPENER!? That's not something I'd hold against you for stealing. So yeah, Ell, you owe me! A car would be preferable, but I'll take a puppy...